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Saturday, May 06, 2006 |
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| Gay Pick-up Lines That Make Me Laugh |
- Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?
- Guy: so where are you from?/ Girl: vietnam/ Guy: oh you serious, i thought you were from heaven
- I hope you know CPR cos you take my breath away
- Screw me if im wrong, but havent we met before?
- Do you have a bandaid? cos i just scraped my knee falling for you
- You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy
- I bet you $40 your gonna turn me down
- Im here, now what are your other two wishes?
- Youre so hot youre the reason for global warming
- If you dont want to beat around the bush do you mind if i do?
- If you were a tear in my eye id never cry for fear of losing you (this one is actually sweet in theory but if a guy said that to me id be like PFFFFFT)
Seriously man, tis a sad sad world...i cant believe one of these were actually used on me. Do guys realise how GAY they sound when they say shit like this?! *sigh*
Oh and jst a funny line i heard from someone to finish off: "his face looks like a truck ran over it three times" ...i pissed myself when i heard this! but im easily amused...
.::.PeAcE.::.
((song: PITBULL FEAT OOBIE - Shake It Up))
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| $éÑøЯiŦå Confessed @ 12:28 pm |
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Hey babe! Those made me laugh - they might be cheesy and silly, but they certainly are amusing too. Hehehe.
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Hey babe! Those made me laugh - they might be cheesy and silly, but they certainly are amusing too. Hehehe.